fill 'er up.

scene: liquor store, in front of an entire room full of wine

dude behind counter: can i help you?
man in tracksuit : yeah, you got any wine for my wine rack?

sexually transmitted-whatever.

bots!: DO YOU HAVE HERPES?
Donut: no
Donut: I'm pretty sure I don't
bots!: ever have mouth sores?
Donut: what's going on
Donut: no
bots!: penis sores?
bots!: okay.
Donut: no
Donut: is something wrong?
bots!: JUST ASKING.
bots!: carry on.

it's indian for 'makes bad choices when drunk'

BOTS!: You're right. That tattoo on your ankle is pretty horrible.

on lighting and labs.

professor: and as you can see on the dummy's face, the shadows are cast heavily. your aperture setting would be affected by the amount of reflected light as well.
bots: how much would you have to adjust the stops if you were photographing someone who wasn't caucasian?
professor: well, that is a different story. dark-skinned people would probably be another f-stop. or maybe even two depending on how dark they are.
bots: not to mention back lighting.
professor: yeah, that might just dark them out completely. anyone else tried to photograph a darker skinned person?
fellow student: no, but i have a black lab?
professor: *sigh* yeah, it's like that.

on dancing

Squirrel: Hey Rick, we should take a dance class @ Fred Astaire down by South Station.

Rick: OH HELL NO. You know who goes to those things? UGLY PEOPLE.