some guys have all the luck

I took my Springboard group to the circus tonight. (My Springboard group are adults living with Asperger's that I plan social events for a couple times a month.)

I was sitting next to Richard, one of my favorites, and they were at that point in the show where they call up a planted 'volunteer' for help with some of the acts.

So, there's all this buildup about who they're going to pick, and they even draw seat numbers out of a giant hat.

They drew D1, and the spotlights are searching all over the big top. They finally settle on seat D1, where, yep, you guessed it, a clown is sitting.

Richard: 'Damn. They ALWAYS pick the clown.'

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

not fat.

*speaking about inappropriate convo on Consumating*

[19:59] eats dirt: ....
[19:59] bots!: he is tagged
[19:59] eats dirt: i had to respond
[19:59] bots!: Fat_kiefer_sutherland
[19:59] eats dirt: we have one tag in common: fat
[20:00] bots!: LOL
[20:00] bots!: you retard
[20:00] bots!: you are not fat
[20:00] bots!: you're just stupid.

how rude

Squirrel and the kid go to the movies...

She's in the bathroom, and they have those automatic flushing toilets. Squirrel hears the toilet flush, and the kid says
"How rude. It didn't even wait until I was finished!"