it's indian for 'makes bad choices when drunk'

BOTS!: You're right. That tattoo on your ankle is pretty horrible.

on lighting and labs.

professor: and as you can see on the dummy's face, the shadows are cast heavily. your aperture setting would be affected by the amount of reflected light as well.
bots: how much would you have to adjust the stops if you were photographing someone who wasn't caucasian?
professor: well, that is a different story. dark-skinned people would probably be another f-stop. or maybe even two depending on how dark they are.
bots: not to mention back lighting.
professor: yeah, that might just dark them out completely. anyone else tried to photograph a darker skinned person?
fellow student: no, but i have a black lab?
professor: *sigh* yeah, it's like that.

on dancing

Squirrel: Hey Rick, we should take a dance class @ Fred Astaire down by South Station.

Rick: OH HELL NO. You know who goes to those things? UGLY PEOPLE.

nuts about nuts

scene: overheard in whole foods, dried fruits/nuts aisle.

stock boy: can i help you find something?
male shopper: nope, just admiring your nuts.

What times ten equals forty?

overheard while shopping at Target (a boy singing)
Boy: Eight times Ten is Forty.
Boy: Eight times Eleven is Forty Four.
Donut: Excuse me? What times ten equals forty?
Boy: Eight!
Donut: No, that's wrong.
Mother: He's just singing a song.
Donut: 8x10=80 and 8x5=40 and if you're going to sing math songs, please sing them correctly

splashdown

Overheard in the restroom at Joe's...
Little girl: But Mommy, there's pee on the seat
Mom: That's okay, it's Mommy's pee. You can sit in it.

she-ra.

while wrestling with donut.

bots jr: my legs have the power of 5 men!