tastes like ketchup.

scene: at sushi place with the bots jrs.


bots: just try it. it's sauce.
bots jr: what does it taste like?
bots: um... it doesn't really taste like anything you've had.
*pushes gyoko sauce closer to bots jr*
*bots jr sticks finger in it so a tiny bit gets on it*
bots jr: umm.. ew. no.
bots: try it or.. um.. no ice cream!
bots jr: ack. um...does it taste like ketchup?
bots: yeah, sure, whatever.. you like ketchup, just try it.
*bots jr finally tries it*
bots jr: EWWWW, it tastes like KETCHUP!
bots: ...

thigh high.

scene: at a wedding reception

*squirrel decides to dance with bots...really close*

squirrel, drunk: so how are you doing??
bots: i'd be much better if you got your crotch off my leg.

if you blink you'll miss it.

bots jr: let's see who can blink the fastest!
*blinking ensues*
*bots jr laughs hysterically*
bots jr: okay, let's see who can blink the longest!
*bots closes her eyes*
*bots jr runs out of the room*

hobbies needed.

[yesterday]

in IM with the creator of Consumating.com;

Ben: HELLO ERICA!
bots: HELLO BEN.
Ben: I subscribed to all of your blogs yesterday!
bots: ...

on dogs.

squirrel: my neighbors adopted a dog from puerto rico!
squirrel: she doesn't speak english.
bots: i have news for you, no dog speaks english.